What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 03:38

Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Live and Let Die
A View to a Kill
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
How can you know if they are your twin flame and not limerence or obsession?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
-All the bad guys are black.
You Only Live Twice
Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why would my husband cheat on me with an ugly fat woman?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Since the Brits can't steer their oil tanker, what makes them think they can take on Russia?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.